Daily Archives: March 3, 2011

Honorable Rival’s Last Noble Attempt?


Aluminum Helium Filled Teddy Bear Balloon

For those of you that have read my Face Book Note on the “Aluminum Helium Filled Teddy Bear Balloon” , this is an update.

It has been 16 days since thisĀ  Aluminum Helium Filled Teddy Bear Balloon tried to intimidate me, and I can say that although his strength has dwindled, his will is surviving. I admire him for never giving up.

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Mystery Solved


Eureka! I have done it! I have solved one the oldest mysteries know to modern man.

Using my incredibly large brain, my ability to think, analyze, deduce, extrapolate, contemplate, figure, configure, categorize, sort, shuffle, manipulate, recompicthulate (don’t even know what that words means or if it is one, but it sounded good), add, subtract, sum, find the product, enumerate denominators, determine, rationalize, minimize, project, intellectualize , and resolve highly technical problems with nothing more a random wild ass guess I have solved the following:

WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

THE CHICKEN OF COURSE!

BECAUSE IF THE EGG CAME FIRST WE WOULD BE USING THIS PHRASE INSTEAD OF THE ONE IN PRESENT USE:

 

 

GEE, IT SURE TASTES LIKE EGGS!